Hey everybody! Me and Chunk were in the attic getting out our suitcase so we can get ready for our BIG TRIP TO CALIFORNIA!! 

 WAIT!! Wait Chunk!! Stop! I'm being crushed by the suitcase! Oh, the soft-sided horror!!

 OHHHHH!! The pain The pain! I'm sure if I had genitals, they would have been completely destroyed! AHHHH!!! I'll see ya later everybody! GASP Bristles up! Twack